My three thirty p.m. inner monologue:
“Oh my gawwwd I’m starving!! I wonder what’s in the vending machine…”
“No, you don’t need anything. You’ve got an hour until you head home.”
“Mmmm… can’t wait to go home. What’s for dinner? I’m hungry.”
“Just drink some more water, you’ll be fine.”
“Ugggh, water. So not as appetizing as a bag of chips right about now.”
“Ugggh, water. So not as appetizing as a bag of chips right about now.”
“But now I have a headache. Maybe I should go get something…”
<<insert stomach grumble here>>
“It has been proven that dehydration can simulate hunger pains, have more water.”
“But I only had a salad today for lunch...”
“OMG – will you shut up already, you have no self control!”
