Crocodile Tears

Can I get a show of hands for those of you who suffered through Courtney's crocodile tears on the Bachelor's Women Tell All last night?  Boy, her publicist really has her job cut out for her (or him)!  Courtney was a broken record last night.  "I could have handled things differently."  "I felt uncomfortable." "I was embarrassed by my actions."  I think we've heard these things from previously impeached Presidents, no?  No matter what was said to her, she stuck to her lines.  Must be she and Ben have the same script writer because he has a limited vocabulary as well.  "These are all incredible women." How many times have we heard that over the course of the show?  He's so bland.  Here's what could make the show a little better: if Ben cuts his hair, scales back on the downers, and develops a personality.  Oh, and if he could see Courtney for who she really is (a snotty no-name model riding his coat tails for a boost to her career). 

"C" is for Crazy Pants

Who watched the Bachelor this week?  This year's season has certainly had it's shares of awkward moments (Blakely and her scrapbook, Jamie and the "Closed/Open Mouth" kiss) but I have to say that Courtney's hometown date takes the cake.  This girl is bat-shit crazy.  An impromptu wedding ceremony complete with handwritten vows??!  Which, I might add, hers were directly stolen from Sex in The City... lame-oh.  Apparently Ben wasn't as weirded out by it as my husband and I were, because when the rose ceremony came to an end she was still there with rose in hand. 

SMH

I only just caught on that SMH = Shaking My Head, so forgive the overuse of it in the old bloggie today.  Anywho, it's time I do a little Bachelor bashing on here.  Last night I was seriously shaking my head that he kept Courtney.  Seriously??  What other red flags does he need?  She's a high maintenance attention whore who loses interest the minute she's not the center of attention.  She flat out says she doesn't have girlfriends, rather has a lot of male friends (gee, I wonder why) and she says things like "the spark's not there."  And don't get me started on her baby talk.  Oyyy..  Hello... I thought the purpose of being "The Bachelor" was to find love.  He keeps saying he likes the girls to be "open and honest" through this process, well buddy if her heart is that fickle that the spark can turn on and off like a light switch I'd say there's a good chance things will not work out with this one.